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MooMoo
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This work as this example: The first person says "Once upon a time" Then the second person may say "there was a dragon" Or something... YOu get what I mean XD I'll start!!



The City of Townsville....

*this is nagato adding to MooMoo's post*

 

Here's the story so far

 

In the city of Naples... one girl had a llama, and sold it to the chinese, so they could make boots out of it for 4 cents an hour.  But it was all a secret plan.  The llama was a robotic decoy so that the girl could take over the Reese's coorporation because she wants to destroy every Reeses out there.  Bwahahahahaha >8D.  But her plans were doomed to failure, because a very important part was missing.  It was the Zuicini.  It was important because it cost less to produce than carrots, and it taste damn good.  But the CEO was not satisfied due to it not going well enough with chocolate and peanute butter.  So the CEO walks around looking for employees, when she spots the young girl trying to break in the security files and says "HEY! YOU!" he walks over to her and says "Hi. :3" then the girl says "Heeeeeey bossss ^^;... I was um.. just making sure the files were all straightened out!"  It was a clever plan, pretending to work for the company! Good thing she had an act ready in case that happened...  But the CEO didn't buy it, so he pulled out a rifle and shot the bitch in the face. "looks like you won't be sappin my sentry today spy"  And then he noticed, it wasn't a spy, but his daughter.  He tried to clean the blood up with oxy clean but all it did was spread around the floor some more! "Damn commercials! They lie!" He shouted as loud as he could.  Just then he heard someone walking toward the door, so he kicked it open, and hit a man in the face! who then whipped out a waffel iron and hit a snag that made him lose his grip on the waffle iron.  It flew out the window and fell 1000000000000 miles before hitting Mephy on the head and then Mephy fell to the floor, blacking out.  A few hours later, he awoke in the same spot thinkinghe was a character from the cartoon of some popular acclaim, but one that no one actually knows the name to.  So mephy stormed off when he ran into kasy, with whom he was suddenly infatuated.  He tried to ask her out to dinner but instead stuffed her in HIS ROCKEt LAUNCHER and sent her off to the sky, then the prince of whales sent his ice cream rocket to catch her in his vanilla web.  Meanwhile the father of the daughter he just murdered, and the guy who walked to the door of the office started wrestling!  It was a major pain in the ass.  Litedrally because they weren't actually wrestling... then jessica walked in to see her father and some random guy getting it on and then all looked up for there was a flaming bag of shit (eat some chocolate covered) trying to attack them, but Kasey who was still on a rocket had come back down to earth and landed on top of Jessica's dad and the random guy, cartoonishly killing them both but herself walking off unharmed.  Kasey and Jessica go in search for Mephy who had dissapeared...

March 4, 2009 at 4:20 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Tsuruya San
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Sucks Ass

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March 4, 2009 at 5:07 PM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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Well that wasn't very nice :O


March 4, 2009 at 9:36 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Advent Chaos
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Tsuruya San at 05:07PM on Mar 04, 2009

Sucks Ass

Gahahaha XD! Wooo!

"Which is why this story isn't about townsville. In the city of Naples...one girl" Continue c:

March 5, 2009 at 3:15 AM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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Had a llama, and...

March 5, 2009 at 6:44 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Tsuruya San
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Sold it to the chinese,so they could makes boots out of it for 4 cents an hour

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March 5, 2009 at 2:40 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Advent Chaos
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But it was all a secret plan. The llama was a robotic decoy so that the girl could...

March 5, 2009 at 5:45 PM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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Take over the Reese's coorporation because

March 5, 2009 at 6:03 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Advent Chaos
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she wants to destroy every Reeses out there.

Bwahahahahaha >8D

March 6, 2009 at 2:43 AM Flag Quote & Reply

sosbrigademgo
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But her plans were doomed to failure, because a very important part was missing. It was the...

March 6, 2009 at 5:56 AM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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Zuicini. It was important beacuse...

March 6, 2009 at 6:38 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Tsuruya San
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It cost less to produce than carrots,and it taste damn good. But the CEO was not satisfied due to...
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March 6, 2009 at 10:42 AM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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It not going well enough with chocolate and peanut butter. So...

March 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Advent Chaos
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the CEO walks around looking for employees, when she spots the young girl trying to break in the security files and says "HEY! YOU!" he walks over to her and says "Hi :3" then....

March 9, 2009 at 2:43 AM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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the girl says "Heeeeey bossss ^^;... I was um.. just making sure the files were all straightened out!" It was a clever plan, pretending to work for the company! Good thing she had an act ready in case that happened...

March 9, 2009 at 9:35 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Tsuruya San
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But the CEO didnt buy it,so he pulled out a rifle and shot the bitch in the face. "looks like you wont be sappin my sentry today spy" And then he noticed,it wasnt a spy,but his daughter. He tried to clean the blood up with oxy clean but........

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March 9, 2009 at 12:39 PM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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All it did was spread around the floor some more! "Damn commercials! They lie!" He shouted as loud as he could. Just then he heard someone walking toward the door, so...

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Pete the Llama says "Hi!"

March 11, 2009 at 4:28 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Kasey
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He kicked it open, and hit a man in the face! who then whipped out a waffle iron and hit...
March 12, 2009 at 9:38 PM Flag Quote & Reply

The Haruhi
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a snag that made him lose his grip on the waffle iron. it flew out the window and fell 1000000000000 miles before hitting mephy on the head and...

March 13, 2009 at 2:30 AM Flag Quote & Reply

MooMoo
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Then Mephy fell to the floor, blacking out. A few hours later, he awoke in the same spot thinking he was a character from  the cartoon....

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Pete the Llama says "Hi!"

March 13, 2009 at 2:50 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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